Baby Inspector IV

Research results after several elaborate inspections of little star toy:

Taste: neutral, later on salivaesque
Surface feel: velvety/furry, lumpy when dry
Color: rust colored, dark rust colored when wet
Smell: so far none
Sound: crackling crinkly noise

Proceeding: Continuative inspections to follow

Baby Inspector III

It seems like there's a whole new breed of baby inspectors being brought up on both sides of the Atlantic. So in order to make the whole inspecting process more challenging I'm asking Karl additional questions.



Complementary questions when inspecting a tax form:
1. Is this form printed on coated or uncoated paper?
2. Which font has been used to typeset this form?
3. How can your mother avoid paying more taxes?



Complementary questions when inspecting a burp cloth:
1. What is the thread count in this fabric?
2. Do you think this is as white as it gets or can it get whiter?
3. How many washing cycles can one of these live through?

Only when he gets everything right he's allowed to the next round of milk.

Baby Inspector II

This is Karl inspecting the Süddeutsche Zeitung Magazin. This particular issue had a rather interesting article about cheapo sushi. As Karl told me.



Empty water bottles need inspecting, too.

Baby Inspector I

Karl spends a lot of time inspecting stuff these days. Maybe he will grow up to be an inspector? Who knows. Until then I'm asking myself if there might be toxins in a cardboard roll? If he could swallow it and then be Karl on a roll?



If he could suffocate from the diaper packaging? If he will destroy his predisposition for good taste by playing with poorly designed graphics on plastic?